Winner Takes It All

written by: lavvyan

read by: podcath

Rating: Not Rated (Mod would rate Teen)

Content Warnings: none

Additional Pairings: none

Summary: Tony can’t figure out if Clint and Agent are married or not, so he does the next logical thing: he starts a betting pool.

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Plan 27

written by: lavvyan

read by: analise010

Rating: General Audiences

Content Warnings: none

Additional Pairings:none

Summary: Phil has a plan. It’s a good one, if he does say so himself; maybe even his best one yet. It’s a solid combination of plans 2 (ask him out for coffee), 13 (ask him out for coffee, ditch subtlety), 27 (be suave, for god’s sake), 37 (reference good working relationship), and 51 (casually call him by first name).

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Acquired Tastes

written by: cinaea

read by: silkylustre

Rating: Teen

Content Warnings: none

Additional Pairings: none

Summary: It became their ritual after terrible ops: weirdly named local dishes and small talk.

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Personal comments: Written and recorded for Pod Together 2014

At the Beep

written by: raiining

read by: analise010

Rating: General Audience

Content Warnings: none

Additional Pairings: none 

Summary: More than five times Phil called Clint and left a message, and more than one time Clint didn’t have to leave one back.

Marvel Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. compliant.

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Personal Comments: This fic is perfectly formatted for podficcing and analise did a great job.

Caught In Death’s Shadow

written by: coffeebuddha

read by: sisi_rambles

Rating: Teen

Content Warnings: none

Additional Pairings: none

Summary: Who really takes that much notice of yet another man in a suit, anyway?

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Jasper Sitwell Lives in a Goddamn Sitcom

written by: Perpetual Motion

read by: readbyannalise010

Rating: General Audiences

Content Warnings: none

Additional Pairings: none

Summary: Okay, maybe not, but he definitely gets Clint and Phil together like he’s starring in one.

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Personal comments: Sitwell is perfect.

Mission Reports

written by: raiining

read by: miss_marina95

Rating: Teen

Content Warnings: none

Additional Pairings: none

Summary: Phil collects Captain America trading cards.

Hawkeye doesn’t have trading cards, so Phil collects mission reports instead.

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Five Things Darcy Loves About Working For SHIELD

written by: teand

read by: litra

Rating: Mature

Content Warnings: Sexual content -semi explicit, kidnapping, discussions of torture, canon typical violence,

Additional Pairings: Darcy/Steve (focus)

Summary: The Bronx was up, the Battery was down and thank freaking Thor that SHIELD provided housing or Darcy suspected she wouldn’t have been able to afford to live closer than Vermont.

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Personal Comments: I stalk the amplicathon pages for new fic that might not show up in the Ao3 tags, and saw this fic, and started listening to it, before knowing that there was background Clint/Phil.

Darcy becomes Phil’s PA, to assist while he’s recovering from being stabbed by Loki, in chapter 3. Prior to this there’s no explicit mention of their relationship other than an offhand comment from Clint in an earlier scene. This fic is very much about Darcy and it’s fantastic, but I just wanted to be clear that Clint/Phil are very much background characters/background ship in this particular fic.

Like Sick Flowers Need the Sun

written by: hoosierbitch

read by: paraka

Rating: Mature

Content Warnings: none

Additional Pairings: none

Summary: Clint hasn’t felt this alone in a long time. Coulson’s gone, SHIELD isn’t a home anymore, and no one on his new team seems to like him. After a lifetime of being ignored, Clint’s gotten good at demanding attention. He’ll annoy and frustrate and piss everyone off until they notice him. To him, any attention—even the negative kind—is good attention.

This poses a problem when they all finally learn to just ignore him.

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Personal comments: This fic just translates really great to podfic form, and paraka does a great reading job. 

Senatorial Harbor, Indemnity, Embankment, and Lightsaber Defense

written by: sabinelagrande

read by: kalakirya

Rating: Teen

Content Warnings: Minor Character death (unnamed OC), fusion with Star Wars

Additional Pairings: none

Summary: Jedi Master Coulson and his padawan take on their first assignment. This goes about as well as you might expect.

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Personal comments: This is a fun fic that has a good mix of both franchises’ general tones and  keeps everyone in character (which can be had in Fusions where certain characters match up, tho that is mostly not the case in this fic). Kudos to sabinelagrande.

As usual Kalakirya is just generally awesome at bringing these fics to life, er, sound? I loved listening to this one and am glad to keep it in my personal podfic library.

Happy 4th of July!

Happy Birthday to Steve Rogers!

For people outside the US, have a great weekend.

Thank you for following this blog. I’m so thrilled that so many people like my kooky brain crack idea.

Y’all are approaching a hundred, at which point I’m planning to do a giveaway of some kind. Still figuring out what it will be.

ttfn and feel free to send in any podfics that maybe have been missed.

Why SHIELD Has No Fraternization Policy

written by: Amanuenis

read by: CheyenneChika

Rating: Mature

Content Warnings: light sexual content

Additional Pairings: none

Summary: Nick Fury’s orientation for new recruits has a feature that’s kept under wraps. (Fury’s good at burying other secrets, too.)

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Scolding Inanimate Objects [SERIES]

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written by: desert_neon

read by: 61below

Additional Pairings: none

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Aw, _________, No

Rating: Teen

Content Warnings: none

Summary: Clint has a ridiculous verbal habit. Phil tries not to find it endearing.

Stress Relief

Rating: Explicit

Content Warnings: Explicit Sex

Summary: Phil had a bad day at work, and Clint tries to help relieve the stress. It’s working incredibly well, when something goes wrong. Phil pretty much loves this man, in ridiculous amounts.

Coffee

Rating: General Audiences

 Content Warnings: none

Summary: They can try to hide it all they want, but eventually Phil and Clint’s coworkers catch on. Coffee gets scolded, needlepoint signs get made. Phil tries so hard not to be obvious. Clint couldn’t care less.

Personal Comments: This is just a great and most ridiculous series. 

As far as I know, the written series is complete and as if the podfics series. When/If there are additions to the podficced series, I will update this post.

This has been updated with a new podfic for “Coffee”. As of posting, this series appears to be completed.

Close Your Eyes, Clear Your Heart

written by: mrs_jack_turner

read by: fire_juggler

Rating: General Audiences

Content Warnings: grief/mourning, fix-it, daemons

Additional Pairings: none

Summary: Clint and Camelai have to come to terms with the loss of Phil and Cyrilla, only there’s a chance not everything is as it seems after all…

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The Honor System [series]

written by: Snapjack

read by: daroos

Rating: Mature to Explicit

Content Warnings:Rape/noncon, internalized homphobia, child abuse, past rape/noncon, dubcon, reference to suicide,

Additional Pairings: Natasha/Clint

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